Do you think that Kanye West will Tweet Screenshots of these text messages?
Yo, did you take my phone charger by accident? I remember we were in my kitchen and you said you found a charger and then I said it wasn’t mine, but I may have spoken too soon. It was definitely mine.
Do you know how to get red wine out of bedsheets? I could Google it, but I figured since you’re into fashion and you know fabrics pretty well you could give me some good tips.
What’s up, Ye? Don’t forget that this weekend is my nephew’s basketball game. I know you hate that the refs don’t call fouls, but it’s important we’re there for him. And don’t worry—we’re definitely pregaming.
Hey, Kanye. Kim isn’t answering her phone. Just wanted you to tell her that I got her text and I’ll respond to it once I get to my office. Thx.
Just sent u that $50 i owed u
Travis Scott paid you $50.00 Drinks
The Hulu log-in isn’t working. Did you change the password? I heard they put up old episodes of “Def Comedy Jam.” I definitely wanna check that out.
I just called you. Check your e-mail.
Hey, man. False alarm, found my charger haha. Hope all is well with you.
Source: The New Yorker